The Shit Has Hit.

Sign: No, Bono, No!

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:29:05 -0700

Sign: No, Bono, No!

Sign: This is only capable of buying three eggs.

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:54:59 -0700

Sign: This is only capable of buying three eggs.

Sign: You can't tell the plaintiff from the defendant: Hot Chicks with Douchebags Sue Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:19:14 -0700

Sign: You can't tell the plaintiff from the defendant: Hot Chicks with Douchebags Sue Hot Chicks with Douchebags

"The Dow Jones industrial average futures fell as much as 550 points, triggering a freeze in selling."

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:09:00 -0700

“The Dow Jones industrial average futures fell as much as 550 points, triggering a freeze in selling.”

- (via AP)

Sign: So many people want to sell stocks, that the government won’t let them.

Tip: Buy this side table so you can sleep easy that you’ll...

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:29:58 -0700

Tip: Buy this side table so you can sleep easy that you’ll be able to fight off any Visigoths or vandals or banks coming to take your house.

(via hello bauldoff)

Tip: Run for the Border!

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:58:02 -0700

Tip: Run for the Border!

Sign: Things are getting so bad here that even David Beckham may be giving up on America.

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:15:56 -0700

Sign: Things are getting so bad here that even David Beckham may be giving up on America.

Tip: Eat Ferrero Rocher Chocolates

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:46:00 -0700

Not only will they give you enough sugar to power you through any “Emergency Cost Cutting Meeting” your boss will throw at you, if you save up enough of the wrappers you might be able to melt them down into gold. And bury it in your backyard. To trade with the Russians in exchange for your freedom.

Sign: This election has become a referendum on impersonations.

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:12:35 -0700

People Magazine: Tina Fey plays you sort of bubble-headed...

Sarah Palin: That's funny. I play her bubble-headed too when I imitate her.

Sign: MillerCoors Discontinues Zima: Americans will have to look to harder forms of alcohol to numb the pain.

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:39:00 -0700

Sign: MillerCoors Discontinues Zima: Americans will have to look to harder forms of alcohol to numb the pain.

Sign: We all may have to depend on the world's oldest profession: San Fran considers decriminalizing prostitution.

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:39:11 -0700

Sign: We all may have to depend on the world's oldest profession: San Fran considers decriminalizing prostitution.

Sign: Even the bedrock of America, Will Smith, the black man even your mother has a crush on, might be gay.

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:12:35 -0700

Sign: Even the bedrock of America, Will Smith, the black man even your mother has a crush on, might be gay.

Sign: Porn is a better parody than SNL.

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:53:00 -0700

Sign: Porn is a better parody than SNL.

Sign: We're not even allowed to watch one of the only feel good stories in America, the Tampa Bay Rays, as TBS shows Steve Harvey show instead of Game 6.

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:46:44 -0700

Sign: We're not even allowed to watch one of the only feel good stories in America, the Tampa Bay Rays, as TBS shows Steve Harvey show instead of Game 6.

Sign: People trading our miserable stocks are too busy putting...

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:45:32 -0700

Sign: People trading our miserable stocks are too busy putting dicks on each other’s backs.

Sign: Presidential Candidates Need Brains!!!!!

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:15:45 -0700

Sign: Presidential Candidates Need Brains!!!!!

Sign: News commentators are losing their inhibitions…and...

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:12:04 -0700

Sign: News commentators are losing their inhibitions…and basically getting away with it?

Sign: Life is starting to imitate low forms of TV art (namely...

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:55:28 -0700

Sign: Life is starting to imitate low forms of TV art (namely Batman).

Sign: Honesty is starting to take priority in celebrity marriages: Madonna and Guy Ritchie to divorce...finally...and split some money.

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:49:48 -0700

Sign: Honesty is starting to take priority in celebrity marriages: Madonna and Guy Ritchie to divorce...finally...and split some money.

Sign: Ringo Starr, the one Beatle who needs the fans, swears...

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Sign: Ringo Starr, the one Beatle who needs the fans, swears them off. (with peace and love, peace and love). October 20th will be a dark day for America.