\ The Shit Has Hit.

The Shit Has Hit.

  1. Sign: The greatest American of our time is down for the count. As if we all didn’t realize when this happened that the rest of the country would go to shit. Like him (Pats fans) or hate him (everyone else), Tom Brady was our shining beacon. He threw touchdowns, won Super Bowls, had sex with super models, got away with getting people (hot actresses) pregnant and looked damn good while doing it. Tom Brady was America. It’s that much harder on a bum knee to run to our desks to obsessively check the declining value of our 401Ks.

    Sign: The greatest American of our time is down for the count. As if we all didn’t realize when this happened that the rest of the country would go to shit. Like him (Pats fans) or hate him (everyone else), Tom Brady was our shining beacon. He threw touchdowns, won Super Bowls, had sex with super models, got away with getting people (hot actresses) pregnant and looked damn good while doing it. Tom Brady was America. It’s that much harder on a bum knee to run to our desks to obsessively check the declining value of our 401Ks.

    TAGS: • tom brady • oh crap

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