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Tip: Dig Through Your Drawers and Back Packs
Remember that backpacking trip you took freshman year of college?
Yes, Amsterdam is fucking crazy. We all know about the weed there. Promise, we do. We also remember how cheap a pint of beer was in Prague. We swear. Those good times could lead to relative prosperity in these damn dark times we now find ourselves in.
Your hangover in the airport on your return probably prevented you from cashing out your spare Euros, Korunas, Liras what have you. Your father always told you “Those currency exchange stands are god damn jerk job.” Well he was right, and he just put off you having to try and spear a squirrel off the telephone wire for dinner.
Dig for those coins, young friend. Find those coins you refused to give to that French homeless man completely painted gold. He didn’t deserve it. Put those babies in a used Zip-Loc bag and takes those to the bank. And then, go eat like a king. Of a very small country. With the GDP of a country made up of five hobos that banded together to hug for warmth.
Good luck America.
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