Sign: No, Bono, No!
Oct 28th
Sign: This is only capable of buying three eggs.
Oct 28th
Sign: You can't tell the plaintiff from the...
Oct 24th
“The Dow Jones industrial average futures fell as much as 550...”
— (via AP) Sign: So many people...
— (via AP) Sign: So many people...
Oct 24th
Tip: Buy this side table so you can sleep easy that...
Oct 24th
Tip: Run for the Border!
Oct 23rd
Sign: Things are getting so bad here that...
Oct 23rd
Tip: Eat Ferrero Rocher Chocolates
Not only will they give you enough sugar to power you through any “Emergency Cost Cutting...
Oct 23rd
Sign: This election has become a...
People Magazine: Tina Fey plays you sort of bubble-headed...Sarah Palin: That's funny. I play her bubble-headed too when I imitate her.
Oct 22nd
Sign: MillerCoors Discontinues Zima:...
Oct 22nd
Sign: We all may have to depend on the...
Oct 22nd
Sign: Even the bedrock of America, Will...
Oct 21st
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Sign: Porn is a better parody than SNL.
Oct 20th
Sign: We're not even allowed to watch one of...
Oct 20th
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Sign: People trading our miserable stocks are too busy putting dicks on each other’s backs.
Oct 20th
Sign: Presidential Candidates Need Brains!!!!!
Oct 16th
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Sign: News commentators are losing their inhibitions…and basically getting away with it?
Oct 16th
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Sign: Life is starting to imitate low forms of TV art (namely Batman).
Oct 16th
Sign: Honesty is starting to take priority in...
Oct 15th
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Sign: Ringo Starr, the one Beatle who needs the fans, swears them off. (with peace and love, peace...
Oct 14th
Sign: Senior Citizens Care About Politics....
Oct 14th
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Sign: The US President vows to give back rubs...
Oct 14th
Tip: Buy Disney Stock. They are clearly the...
Oct 13th
Sign: For the second week in a row, the number one movie in...
Oct 13th
Sign: Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Did Quaaludes,...
Oct 13th
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Tip: If you are unlucky enough to...
Oct 10th
Tip: Hope that we never have to hit the “circuit...
Oct 10th
(via Gothamist)
Sign: Even the Bull on Wall Street has blue...
Oct 10th
Sign: Canadian banks are declared the...
Oct 10th
Sign: Our Technology Can’t Keep Up with Our Spending:...
Oct 10th
Sign: Even One of Our Most Decorated...
Oct 10th
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SIGN: Even the people who run this country refer to us now as “fellow prisoners” of this...
Oct 9th
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SIGN: That these type of...
Oct 9th
“Nailing down Senator Obama’s various tax proposals is...”
— Sign: Several very smart...
— Sign: Several very smart...
Oct 9th
Tip: Dig Through Your Drawers and Back...
Remember that backpacking trip you took freshman year of college? Yes, Amsterdam is fucking crazy....
Oct 9th
Sign: There Is No More Non-Sensical Yelling...
Oct 7th
Sign: The greatest American of our time is down for the...
Oct 6th