October 2008
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Sign: You can't tell the plaintiff from the... →
Oct 24th
“The Dow Jones industrial average futures fell as much as 550 points, triggering...”
– (via AP) Sign: So many people want to sell stocks, that the government won’t let them.
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Sign: Things are getting so bad here that even... →
Oct 23rd
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Tip: Eat Ferrero Rocher Chocolates
Not only will they give you enough sugar to power you through any “Emergency Cost Cutting Meeting” your boss will throw at you, if you save up enough of the wrappers you might be able to melt them down into gold. And bury it in your backyard. To trade with the Russians in exchange for your freedom.
Oct 23rd
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Sign: This election has become a referendum on...
People Magazine: Tina Fey plays you sort of bubble-headed...
Sarah Palin: That's funny. I play her bubble-headed too when I imitate her.
Oct 22nd
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Sign: MillerCoors Discontinues Zima: Americans... →
Oct 22nd
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Sign: We all may have to depend on the world's... →
Oct 22nd
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Sign: Even the bedrock of America, Will Smith, the... →
Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Sign: We're not even allowed to watch one of the... →
Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Sign: Honesty is starting to take priority in... →
Oct 15th
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Oct 14th
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Sign: Senior Citizens Care About Politics. Enough... →
Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Tip: Buy Disney Stock. They are clearly the only... →
Oct 13th
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Oct 13th
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Sign: Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Did Quaaludes,... →
Oct 13th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 10th
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Sign: Canadian banks are declared the soundest in... →
Oct 10th
Oct 10th
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Sign: Even One of Our Most Decorated Olympians... →
Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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“Nailing down Senator Obama’s various tax proposals is like nailing Jello...”
– Sign: Several very smart advisors thought that making this joke in front of 50+ million Americans would a) be funny and b) persuade people that whoever made this joke should lead this sinking ship.
Oct 9th
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Tip: Dig Through Your Drawers and Back Packs
Remember that backpacking trip you took freshman year of college? Yes, Amsterdam is fucking crazy. We all know about the weed there. Promise, we do. We also remember how cheap a pint of beer was in Prague. We swear. Those good times could lead to relative prosperity in these damn dark times we now find ourselves in. Your hangover in the airport on your return probably prevented you from cashing...
Oct 9th
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Sign: There Is No More Non-Sensical Yelling And... →
Oct 7th
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Oct 6th