\ The Shit Has Hit.

The Shit Has Hit.

  1. Sign: No, Bono, No!

    Sign: No, Bono, No!

    TAGS: • there is nothing left • it's a horrible day • u2 brute?

  2. Sign: This is only capable of buying three eggs.

    Sign: This is only capable of buying three eggs.

    TAGS: • sunny side nowhere • i'd be a quadrillionaire in zimbabwe

  3. Sign: You can't tell the plaintiff from the defendant: Hot Chicks with Douchebags Sue Hot Chicks with Douchebags

    4. TAGS: • the office of redundancy office • they had it coming • daddy douchebag

  4. “The Dow Jones industrial average futures fell as much as 550 points, triggering a freeze in selling.”

    (via AP)

    Sign: So many people want to sell stocks, that the government won’t let them.

  5. Tip: Buy this side table so you can sleep easy that you’ll be able to fight off any Visigoths or vandals or banks coming to take your house. (via hello bauldoff)

    Tip: Buy this side table so you can sleep easy that you’ll be able to fight off any Visigoths or vandals or banks coming to take your house.

    (via hello bauldoff)

    TAGS: • club them • we must protect this house • just try and foreclose me

  6. Tip: Run for the Border!

    Tip: Run for the Border!

    TAGS: • seriously any border • fuck you phillies • free tacos!!!!!

  7. Sign: Things are getting so bad here that even David Beckham may be giving up on America.

    8. TAGS: • where's my fish sticks? • first soccer then freedom • Just leave us Posh and we'll call it even?

  8. Tip: Eat Ferrero Rocher Chocolates

    Not only will they give you enough sugar to power you through any “Emergency Cost Cutting Meeting” your boss will throw at you, if you save up enough of the wrappers you might be able to melt them down into gold. And bury it in your backyard. To trade with the Russians in exchange for your freedom.

    TAGS: • candy • it's gold! • tip • russian invasion • long live galactic leader putin! • All I saw in his eyes were a K B and a G

  9. Sign: This election has become a referendum on impersonations.

    • People Magazine: Tina Fey plays you sort of bubble-headed...
    • Sarah Palin: That's funny. I play her bubble-headed too when I imitate her.

    10. TAGS: • Live from Wasilla it's Saturday night! • bubble heads

  10. Sign: MillerCoors Discontinues Zima: Americans will have to look to harder forms of alcohol to numb the pain.

    11. TAGS: • zima • atleast we still have smirnoff ice

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